Não é poético mas é profundo...
Spider (Sebastian RocheXReader)
You sat on a stage in an auditorium beside Sebastian, Mark Sheppard and Misha answering fans questions. So far it was all going well and you were in the middle of answering a question not noticing a certain Moose sneak up behind you with something in his hand.
"Best fail on set? Hmm I dunno" You hummed leaning back in your chair.
"You walked into a wall a few times during our scene I dont know if that counts as fail" Mark said glancing at you or more specifically the man behind you.
"Oh! How about when you saw that spider on your chair and you jumped on Mark Pellegrino so he was holding you bridal style" Misha snapped his fingers and grinned.
"I did not jump on Mark because of that.....We were practicing for something" You defended.
"So you didn't jump because of the spider?" Mark cocked an eyebrow at you.
"Nope" You shook your head.
"Ok" Sebastian smirked while grabbing another bottle of water from the stand. You narrowed your eyes at the French man only to freeze when you saw somethi
BEN x MAJORA'S MASK MOON CRACK SHIPPING THING
Night of the 420th Day
69 Hours Remain
(oh aren't you funny)
It was night, and the moon was about to crash for like the millionth time because Link keeps dicking with the time and wanting to score with ugly chicks over and over, while everyone else is just like "oH NUUUUUU THE MOON BRO"
Twas the perfect night for BEN to confess his love to that sexy ass moon. Just thinking about those hella scary eyes and that giant ass mouth made BEN's vagina penis harden like the Stone Tower Temple. (ooooh see what I did there)
He walked up the steps of the Clock Tower and gazed upon the moon, which was eerily creeping closer to Termina.
All it took was one look and then BEN said "Fuck me."
The moon's orangey-yellow eyes got brighter. "I...I shall consume. Consume...consume everything."
"Dude I would like, love for you to consume my ass right now. Like dude, you should totally open your mouth and let me stick my dick in it or you can get smaller and I can shove y
Clothes Off (Link NealXReader)
You stood outside the changing area with a bunch of random clothes in your hands waiting for Link to say what he needed next. Humming to yourself you heard the lock on the door click open before Link stuck his head out of the room.
"Whats the smallest shirt there?" He asked.
"Umm this one" You replied holding up a pink crop top. Link looked at it for a moment before he shrugged and took it from your hand to put it on.
"What'd you think?" Link asked opening the door wider to show you the first layer of shirts and pants he put on. You bit your bottom lip to keep from laughing and nodded. He was wearing the pink crop top and a tight pair of white pants that stopped half way down his calf.
"Looks good Link" You managed to get out.
"Oh hand me the see through one!" Link said pointing to it. You passed him the shirt and noticed a baggy pair of pink pants on the floor.
"Where did you even get those?" You asked pointing to them.
"I just found them in a thrift shop" Link replied gra
Spider (Link NealXReader)
It was a quiet day to say the least. Well it started out a quiet day. Link had the day off from shooting Good Mythical Morning so he choose to spend his day with you. Currently you were in the living room reading Stephan Kings 'IT' while Link was upstairs in the shower. You knew the moment of silence wouldn't last when you heard a shriek from upstairs causing you to pause your reading.
"(Y/n)! Come here! Help! Please! Now!" Link called quickly wrapping a towel around his waist.
"If you got your hair stuck in the shower curtain I'm not helping!" You yelled back.
"What?! No I didn't get my hair stuck in the shower curtain! Just get up here! And bring a large book!" Link replied not taking his eyes off the shower. You groaned and bookmarked your page before going upstairs to the bathroom only to find it was locked.
"Unlock the door idiot. Why did you lock it anyway? It's not like someone's going to break in just to see you shower" You said knocking on the door. Link reached over and opene
Paddy's Day at the Rabbit Hole (OUATXReader)
Emma walked with Mary Margaret, Belle and Ruby to the Rabbit Hole on a girls night out. When they opened the door they were greeted by yelling, the sound of glass smashing and turned over tables. Green banners hung from the ceiling and there was an Irish flag pinned to the wall. They saw a crowd had formed in the center of the bar so they pushed their way through to see what was going on. Emma almost face-palmed when they saw you and Hook wrestling on the floor not caring about the broken glass around you.
"Jefferson what the hell?!" Emma demanded of the Hatter.
"Paddy's Day!" Was all Jefferson yelled before he went back to cheering on the fight.
"COME ON (Y/N) KICK HIS ASS!" Jefferson yelled sitting on the bar. You struggled in Hook's headlock and grabbed a beer bottle from the floor, proceeding to smash it over his head.
"Wench!" Hook yelled drunkenly loosening his hold on you. You slipped out of his head lock and kicked his back sending him forward against the bar.
"Oh hello" Hook g
Belly Blows and Ticklish Toes
It was a quiet sunny morning in the hills of Mount Paozu. Chichi stood over her stove humming happily as she prepared a "small" breakfast for her two boys.
The flora and fauna seemed to hum right along with her. Until an unsettling roar echoed through the mountainside that caused a sense of panic in every creature for miles around.
The rumbling stomachs of two hungry half breed saiyans awakening from their slumber!
The two boys were quick to race each other to the table as they were still famished from their daily grind. Training for the big Tenkaichi Budokai. The elder of the two boys Gohan was the first to make it to the table. After planting a warm kiss on the cheek of his overbearing but loving mother Chichi.
"Morning mom! Wow this looks great!" He was quick to sit and tuck a napkin in his shirt as he began to devour the mass quantities of food before him. His name certainly not shying from his voracious appetite. However an indignant yell and scowl from his otherwise chirpy little