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It's a rat Clint x Reader It was a peaceful Saturday morning and your faithful husband slept soundly in the bedroom, until you ear piercing shrieks filled the air. Clint’s eyes snapped open and within seconds his loaded bow was in his hands as he headed for your location.
“What’s wrong?” He nearly shouted as his wide eyes swept over the room. When he found nothing he diverted his gaze to your trembling form in search of wounds. You stood on top of the kitchen table, your horror struck eyes flickered between your left leg and the far corner of the room. Clint placed his hand on your leg to try and jumpstart you after he checked the room once again.
“It was a rat, a big fat rat! Ugh, it was crawling on my leg and wouldn’t let go!”
Clint sighed once before bending down and picking up one of the biscuits that littered the floor. His aim followed your gaze and with a small flick of his wrist the piece of bread flew through the air.
Spider (BEN DrownedXReader)BEN was playing Call Of Duty on his X-box when you walked by and ruffled his hair after removing his hat.
“Hey!” BEN whined.
“What?” You shrugged innocently.
“Give me my hat” BEN shot you a playful glare. You rolled your eyes at him and dropped his hat back onto his messy hair. You shook your head when he turned back and resumed his game and walked up to your room that you both shared. Sighing you looked down at your now ripped favourite t-shirt while damning Jeff to hell for ripping it. Just as you were about to change you saw something move out of the corner of your eye. You turned and shrieked at the sight of the spider’s sitting on the floor. You ran downstairs and tackled BEN who yelped and fell over.
“What the hell?!” BEN exclaimed.
“There are spiders in our room! Go kill them!” You replied.
“Oh hell no!” BEN shook his head.
“BEN!” You whined shaking him by the shoulders.
“I hate spide
Beaming Spock (Star TrekXReader)You sat bored in the control room of the Enterprise as everyone left to gather supplies for the next voyage. You smirked when you saw Spock walk by the room and pressed a few buttons aiming to beam him from room to room. Spock walked with his hands behind his back whistling a tune thinking he was alone when suddenly he was beamed to the main room.
"What the hell?" Spock said to himself before shrugging and walking back out. You smirked again and beamed him to another room leaving him confused.
"Who is beaming me?!" Spock yelled as you beamed him again.
"This is for not killing that spider in my room" You smirked beaming him as far as you could from his destination. Spock let out a shout of anger and stormed into the room you were in.
"(Y/N)! WHO IS ON THIS SHIP?!" Spock demanded.
"Me, you and Scotty" You replied.
"Are you beaming me from room to room?!" Spock growled.
"No sir'" You lied while laughing menacingly on the inside.
"Thank you" Spock nodded before storming off to
Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors Ch 8 - GrimmjowDear Bleach Fanfiction Authors,
Huh, bloody killings, vicious attacks, gratuitous cruelty, generally acting like a freakin’ asshole?
Actually, I think most of you got me spot on. (Although you kinda overdid it with all the cat stuff. I’m not an Adjuchas anymore, dammit!)
But you gotta write more stories with me smashing that damn shinigami into oblivion instead of fucking him!
Though… you sure make him look kinda pathetic when I’ve got him slammed against a wall. *psychotic grin* You gave me some ideas—now I just might play with him a little before I beat him to death.
And did you notice that I’m the only one of the Espada still alive? Hell, I outlived even that fuckin’ bastard Aizen and his two toadying flunkies. An’ if that wimp Ulquiorra had done what I said back in the beginning and killed the damn shinigami right at the start, then we woulda won. Fuckin’ Aizen thought he was so smart and look what happen
The Seven Devils of ChristmasIt’s almost Christmas; a time for family, traditions, making merry and goodwill to all men, right?
It’s a time of stress and frustration as you’re trying to get ready for the big day. So much to do, so many things to prepare and so little time to do it in, especially when you have to fit it all in around your job.
This is made all the more difficult due to there being seven devils hard at work, intent on making the run up to Christmas as difficult as possible.
The first one appears as soon as you decide to try and get ahead on your Christmas shopping. Your thoughts are to nip into town after you finish your shift and take advantage of late night opening, but this little devil thinks now would be a good time to make your car fail to start. Instead of running around the shops, snapping up bargains, you’re left stuck at work waiting for the Recovery Service to arrive. Of course, since you’re there, your boss will make sur
A Nose Like A Lie DetectorRedshasta included this wonderful piece of dialogue in one her comments. We were talking about Skins and their enhanced sense of smell, whether like dogs, they could smell someone's sex life, state of health, secret drinking problem and she came up with this gem of dialogue:
"What's the matter?"
"You don't smell fine. What's wrong?"
"Is it that guy you fucked yesterday? That Bob? Because I could totally settle him for you."
"No! I mean, I didn't- I mean, it's none of your business!"
"You know, I never thought Bob would be up for that kind of thing. After all, he's the human version of mated."
"Look, I really don't want to talk about this."
"Maybe you're not feeling well because of that infection. You know, if you need to go to a pharmacy, I could totally cover for you.
"Can we change the subject? Please?"
"So how's your sister? She still wears that awful perfume. You should tell her that she really shou
How To Be A Rebellious Teen* Dye your hair an outrageous colour
* Run away... and come back home two hours later when you're cold and hungry
* Roll your eyes and kiss your teeth at least one-hundred times a day
* A genuine laugh should be quickly covered up by a sarcastic "Lol.”
* Carry a mobile even if you have no friends to call
* Smile devilishly at a text message, even if it is just from your mum telling you to get your butt back home
* Grunt in reply to everything at all costs
* Wait sixty seconds before replying to anyone online/through text even if your fingers are hovering above the keys
* NEVER reply to the first call of your name.
* Act particularly deaf when confronted by your parents
* Always act like you dread the company of your parents, even if they are your only friends
* Exceed an hour on the phone even if you have nothing to say
* Have an account on every social networking site existing. You needn’t tell anyone only your little cousins ‘Friend’ you
* Call everyone
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