Hobbit 7 minutes in heaven (FiliXReader)You sat in a circle with Thorin's company after your brothers Ori, Dori and Nori invited you to join them for an adventure to reclaim Erebor. Bilbo sat on your left while Ori sat on your right. Kili being Kili thought it would be fun to play 7 minutes in heaven. So you each had to put a personal item into Bofur's hat and once you drew an item you had to go behind a bush for some 'private' time *hinthintwinkwink*. "(Y/n) you go first since well your the only girl" Kili said sending you a suggestive smirk. You nodded and tucked some of your (h/c) hair behind your ear and reached into Bofur's hat. Almost all the dwarves and hobbit -Except Balin, Nori, Dori and Ori- leant forward eager to see what you pulled out. You felt around and felt something leather brush against your hand. Internally shrugging you pulled it out and heard a very audible groan from Kili."Whos is this?" You asked holding up the leather hilt strap."That would be mine" Fili replied standing up. You fel
Gold Digger [Suga x Reader]“Koushi~” your [h/c] haired head popped through the open gym door, a cute grin on your features as you walked up to him. “What do you want [f/n]-chan?”Daichi snickered to himself. He knew what that look on your face meant. You wanted something.Needless to say, the rest of the volleyball was a bit confused. They had no idea who you were, or what you were doing here. They whispered among themselves, trying to guess how you knew Suga....Were you his girlfriend?“But, Koushi~! I need money!”Their mouths fell open in shock as they continued to stare at the two of you. You were a gold digger?!A tense silence followed as you stared at Koushi, turning up your cuteness to maximum power.“...No.”Daichi snickered slightly at your crestfallen expression, while everyone else whooped with laughter.“That’s right Suga-san! Don’t let this gold digger take anymore of your money!”“Gold digger?” you exclaimed, tilt
Grub Feferi x ReaderCuttlefish swam around in the fish tank while wriggler Feferi eyes them from your arms. You took the baby troll to the aquarium to pass time. Little Feferi came to be randomly. Actually it was a mystery. One moment you and her were exchanging fish puns, next she is a grub. It had become your responsibility to look after her until she returned to normal, if she did.A small squeak took you from your thoughts. Feferi seemed ready to go. The two of you had saved the cuttlefish for last considering you knew they were her favorite. It was getting late anyways, around time for wrigglers to eat and sleep.“Let’s go,” you smiled down at her. She let out a little yawn. “I’ll take that as agreement.”Back at the house/hive Feferi began playing with her food. You turned and saw her making glub noises at her fish crackers.“Sweet pea, those aren’t for playing,” you said picking one up and holding it to her mouth. She opened it and chewed on the
Cowboy (ClintXReader) OneShotWe all have dreams. Wonderful, magical, inspiring dreams that will keep us perceiving through the worst. Or in other words dreams that are completely irrational and impossible to achieve, but for some reason us, being humans, seem to always still have these dreams. Some people do know, and admit, these dreams will never come true. However there are always those few people that simply won't admit that... what so ever. They go so far as to attempt to create these dreams and make them reality, which will almost always end up horribly.==========================================================================================================================================Clint sat hunched over a computer screen. Now there were a few things wrong with this. First it was midnight and (F/N), his wife, wanted to get to sleep. Second this was Clint using a computer. The likely-hood of him breaking it was very high. Last time he had rage quit bec
Vampire Diaries Chatroom (ElijahXReader)(Y/n) has logged onSexyVamp has logged onCaroline has logged on'Hey Caroline! - (Y/n)''Hey (Y/n)!!! - Caroline''Whoa no need to abuse the exclamation marks there Forbes - SexyVamp''Stfu Damon - Caroline''How'd you know it was me? - SexyVamp''Who else loves himself that much? - (Y/n)'SexiestOriginal has logged on'Him - SexyVamp''Whoever stole my username idea shall die - SexiestOriginal''Damon - Caroline''Damon - (Y/n)'Matt has logged on'Dont hate me cause you aint me - SexyVamp''I will end you - SexiestOriginal''..... - Matt''Besides Klaus is obviously the hottest Original - Caroline''Ha! Dont make me laugh - SexyVamp''Bitch please Elijah's like a god. Klaus got the fuglyness of the family - (Y/n)''Have you seen Rebekah? - Matt''Been there done that. Literally done it - SexyVamp''Stfu Damon - Matt''I wonder who's better in bed Klaus or Elijah? - Caroline''Wouldnt mind finding out - (Y/n)''Ewwww - SexiestOriginal''Go away Kol - Caroline''I'm obviously t
The Raven's Lament (part II)* now available on audio here: https://soundcloud.com/tom-woodliff/the-ravens-lament-part-ii(Ahem! Is this thing on? Hello? Testing one two one two. Poe was a dip, Poe was a dip, testing...)Good evening!Barrymore T. Raven III here, at your service. As many of you may remember, I recently broke my 170 year silence to try and set the record straight on humanity's erroneous view of Ravendom. Thanks to a certain poet (who for the moment shall remain nameless) many, if not most of you, were under the impression that ravens are brainless dimwits who have nothing better to do than say "nevermore" over and over again (for full transcript click here: http://fav.me/d7db1kh). In addition, I had hoped to dispel the notion that ravens are dark, mysterious, and evil by posting the very first (known) raven poem (authored by yours truly) entitled: My fuzzy pillow (for full posting click here: http://fav.me/d7e63sx).Well, two things. Number one, I'm s
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