Não é poético mas é profundo...
Code Red Avenger x Pmsing ReaderAka How the Avengers deal with a pmsing you
“Hello sweetheart.” Tony greeted you as you sat glaring at your coffee for not being hot enough. You sneered at the cheerful man before you while you grabbed a knife smeared with jelly and began to spread it on your toast. You went to dip the knife back into the bottle only to discover it had been moved. You pulled it back to you and quickly resumed preparing your breakfast as Tony hummed beside you. Anger started to build inside you as his humming increased in volume and eventually gave way to singing.
Thankfully Tony shut up before you grew homicidal. With a sigh of relief you put your focus on making jelly toast instead of not killing your friend, only to find the jelly missing again. With a small growl you stole it from Tony again.
“I was using that.” He complained while he reached for it again. You put a stop to that though by twisting around and pointing the knife at him
Heat (Remus LupinXReader)
It was the Summer time and Remus was sleeping in after a late Patrol when he woke up feeling off. He groaned when he realized what was happening and went to take a cold shower before going downstairs. In the house it was only you, Sirius and Remus which was good news for him.
"I swear Merlin I think Snapes a virgin" Remus heard you say to Sirius.
"He's a 36 year old Virgin" Sirius chuckled sipping his coffee. Shrugging Remus walked into the kitchen and sat on the chair beside you before pulling you onto his lap. You were confused by his sudden display of affection and glanced at Sirius who shrugged. Remus wrapped his arms around your waist and nuzzled his face against your back.
"Remus are you ok?" You asked.
"Mhmm" Remus nodded still nuzzling you.
"Are you drunk?" Sirius questioned confused by his behaviour as well.
"No I'm not" Remus shook his head.
"Your never this affectionate its scaring me" You said sending Sirius a 'help me' look.
"I missed you" Remus replied.
You sat in your apartment board after finishing up your paper work for Fury for the day. Glancing at the couch opposite you, you shrugged before moving over to it and sitting next to the passed out figures. Picking up your phone you dialed a group call and put the phone on speaker while turning slightly to get access to the man to your left.
"Hey (Y/n)" Nat answered first.
"Hey Nat" You greeted.
"Hellooooo ladies" Tony purred from behind his bar.
"Hey Ironass" You replied.
"Meanie" Tony pouted.
"HELLO SISTER WIDOW, SISTER (Y/N) AND BROTHER IRONASS!" Thor boomed answering his call.
"Indoor voices Thor" You replied.
"Apologies" Thor said quieter.
"I prefer brother Anthony" Tony chipped in.
"Lady (Y/n) said to call you Brother Ironass" Thor replied.
"And by said I paid him with poptarts" You added.
"Nice" Nat sniggered.
"Your all mean" Tony scowled.
"Hey guys" Steve chirped joining in.
"Hey cap" You replied keeping your focus on your target.
"Hi" Bruce spoke up.
"Hey science bro" Tony gri
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It was never a good sign when the new Avenger's base was quiet. Normally you could hear Cap barking orders at the new recruits or Tony yelling 'Language' at someone while Cap was in the room. But today it was silent. Assuming Tony was up to something you cautiously made your way to the wreck room only to see the Avenger's lounging around bored.
"(Y/n)! Finally someone fun!" Tony said when he saw you.
"Nuh uh Stark whatever it is your planning I'm out" You shook your head.
"Dont be mean (Y/n)" Tony pouted when you sat down next to Sam who sent you a small smile.
"Fury's letting us have the day off" Steve explained when he noticed your questioning look.
"Ah good old patchy having a random act of kindness" You replied leaning back in your seat.
"Hey (Y/n) did you know the media ship you with some guy named Wade?" Tony asked randomly making you look over at him.
"Say what now?" You asked hoping you misheard.
"Yeah apparently a reporter got the scoop when this guy was heard yell
The Bet (AvengersXReader)
You glanced at Tony who was sitting across the table from you in the Avenger’s meeting room.
“Bet you 50 bucks I can annoy Loki by the end of the meeting” You text him on your phone.
“You are so on but if you lose you have to make out with Coulson” Tony smirked.
“Fuck the 50 bucks if I win you have to kiss Bruce” You grin.
“Uggh fine deal” Tony sighed.
“Nick may I be excused for a minute?” You ask.
“Make it quick” Fury growled. You quickly leave the room and run down the hall to find Loki.
“Hey Loki” You say finding him in the training room.
“Yes?” Loki asked.
“I bet Tony I could annoy you I need you to chase me into the meeting room acting pissed” You request.
“What so I get in return?” Loki asked.
“You get to see Tony make out with Bruce in front of everyone” You reply.
“Deal” Loki smirked. Loki ran at you and you ran back to the meetin
Avengers Chatroom (AvengersXReader)
(Y/n) has logged on.
Tony has logged on.
‘Hello darling – Tony’
‘Don’t call me that – YN’
‘You know you like it ;D – Tony’
Thor has logged on.
‘HELLO BROTHER ANTHONY AND SISTER (Y/N)! – Thor’
‘Thor sweetie we’ve spoken about this. Lower case letters – YN’
‘Sorry – Thor’
‘Hey how come he gets a nickname? – Tony’
‘Ok I’ll give you one – YN’
‘Yay! – Tony’
Clint has logged on.
Natasha has logged on.
‘Hey Clintasha – Tony’
‘I will hunt you down and kill you – Natasha’
‘I ship it – YN’
‘So do I – Clint’
‘CLINT! – Natasha’
‘Sorry :/ - Clint’
‘Hello brother Barton and sister Widow – Thor’
‘Hey big guy – Clint’
‘Hello Thor – Natasha’
Steve has logged on.
Dibs Tony x Reader x Bruce“Hey, did you hear we’re getting a sexy intern lady friend?” Was Tony’s greeting as he burst through the lab doors. He was met with a steel glare from his science bro , that went unnoticed, and a feminine giggle. His eyes scanned the room until he found the female body that belonged to the sound.
“I’m Tony and you are?” Tony questioned with his best ‘I’m sexy and you want me’ smirk placed on his lips. You hopped off the table you had previously taken up residence on as you stuck your hand out to shake his.
“(Y/n), the intern.” You grinned while your (e/c) eyes cut to Bruce’s face then back to Tony’s.
“File these.” Bruce gruffly demanded, simultaneously shoving some papers into your hand and breaking the other one from Tony’s grip.
“Course.” You smirked at the fluffy haired scientist before sauntering over to the filing cabinet.
“Dibs.” Tony declared shortl
Bullets flew past you left and right as you dived behind a turned over car for safety. You held your broken arm to your chest as you caught your breath and faintly heard the laugh of your friend over the loud gun fire. Glancing through the broken window of the car you saw Deadpool pulling one of his katanas out of a guys throat. Just as you stood up to resume fighting, your phone rang in your pocket, blaring 'Who let the dogs out'. Groaning you pulled out your phone and saw an angry picture of Wolverine flashing across your screen. Honestly was it to much to ask for him to smile in a photo instead of glaring and wishing the device would explode?
"Hey Logan what's up?" You answered hoping he couldn't hear the gun fire.
"Where are you?" He asked unamused.
"Just...out. Buying groceries and stuff" You replied before a severed head flew past you.
"Heads up! Ha! Heads. See what I did there?!" Deadpool called before he started laughing at his own joke.
"Scott said you