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Summoning Cthulhu For DummiesHow To Summon the Dark Priest Cthulhu
Ten Easy Steps to Awaken Your Very Own Eldritch Horror
Have you ever looked up at the stars and wondered what strange, unearthly phantoms seeped down from them in aeons past? Ever wanted to prove your worth to the entire world and simultaneously erase the stain of humanity from its surface? Ever had an overwhelming urge to seek out the forbidden knowledge posessed by those who cannot be named? Well, now you can do all these things, and many more! Great Cthulhu, the High Priest of the horrific Elder Gods, lies dreaming in the sunken city at the bottom of the primal ocean, and now the power to raise him from his ancient slumber is in your hands! Just follow these easy instructions to the letter, and you'll be singlehandedly responsible for the demolition of everything pure in the universe in no time!
1. Find ye the Necronomicon.
This step is often difficult, as the Necronomicon, written by the mad Arab Abdul Al
Troublemakers. Marauders x Reader
〖 Remember when we used to be rascals? 〗
“The Forbidden Forest? James, have you gone mad?!” [Name] nearly shrieked, trying not to catch the attention of other students. This was a bad idea. A very bad one. In fact, all the schemes that James (and Sirius) have thought are always up to no good. They would just get in trouble, get scolded by some Professors, and go to detention.
“James, it's called the ‘Forbidden Forest’ for a reason. It's strictly forbidden.” Remus pointed out, putting down his latest new book on the side. [Name] nodded in agreement. At least there was a sane person in this group. But even with Remus' and [Name]'s protest, James still wanted to go to the Forbidden Forest. He didn't tell why, exactly. But he wanted to.
“I think it would be fun,” Sirius finally had said. “don't you think so too, Peter?”
The poor boy nervously fidgeted and nodded his head slowly. “Y-Yes.. Of cou
Mangle x Reader- The Clumsiest Person Alive
“Oh my! Are you alright (y/n)?” Toy Bonnie asked, rushing over to your side. You cursed and stood up, him grabbing your shoulders softly. This was like the 5th time you had fallen down!
“Yeah, I’m fine Bonnie, thanks.” You smiled. He nuzzled your forehead softly, then turned and began talking to Toy Chica again. You sighed and walked off, going towards Kid Cove. Your best friend, Mangle. She was always ready to listen to your problems and cheer you up.
Walking into Kid Cove, you heard that same radio interference that you always did, but you were pretty much used to it. You drowned it out and looked around for Mangle. Was she out walking around again?
“HELLOOOOO (Y/N)!” Mangle swung down in front of you from the ceiling. “I’VE HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN LIKE, A WHILE!” She exclaimed, falling to the floor.
“Mangle, it’s only been like 10 minutes! I had to oil you up earlier, remember?” You smiled. She was silen
May's BIG problemNote: This takes place in Hoenn
May was taking a ride at cycling road. Since Ash, Brock and Max were in Mavile city fishing, she thought it was a great idea to leave. As she was ridding, she saw tall grass. The area around it had stubby grass though. May peeked into the grass. Whats this glass container? she said. The container had a blue liquid inside of it with some of it spilled. Finders keepers. May went back to the Pokemon center. As she went into her room, she noticed no one was there. They must still be fishing, she said. May turned the T.V. on in her room. After the screen buffered, a boring ocean study show came on. As soon as the said Liquid she remembers the weird glass of blue liquid she found. As she turned of the T.V. She goes into her backpack. She unzips the zipper and tries to find it. A few random items later, she grabs the container out. Her belly rumbles. Time for lunch? May says. She goes and grabs s
May's BIG problem part 2Where we left off
May found a blue liquid while riding her bike. Ever since she drank it, her breasts grew at a rapid rate. On their way to Lavaridge Town, some people offer them to stay the night. While May was in her bed, the people that let her stay were talking about a fashion contest. So now she decides to enter it
May and the others left the peoples house and headed to Lavaridge Town. May, now hopping her breasts would grow is now preparing for the contest. Grow Cmon grow! she says. Her breasts do not grow one bit. All of a sudden, she saw another container, filed with a red liquid. As she new it she saw two more containers. On them read: To Nurse Joy, to Flanery, and the other container had some other girls name. Joys was filed with pink liquid, Flanerys with red, and the other girls with blue, like the one May drank. She then sneaked them into her backpack. I cant let them look as good as me she thought. Just when she
Man am I screwed Japan x Child!readerIt was a nice sunny afternoon in the country of Japan, and at the same time peaceful.
The birds were singing, the flowers were in full bloom, and the nice quiet house at the country side near the great city, Tokyo.....
"DIE YOU ALIEN PREDATORS DIE!" shouted (y/n) as she ran around the house, playing with her space ship and Pochi, the house pet. "(Y/n), prease quiet down for me, I'm trying to finish my work." your father, Kiku Honda, asked politly.
You and your father were a close family of two(oh fudge cakes, a Witch's house refrence!), there was also your mother, but she sadly passed away by cancer when you were 4. You and your father were devastated by the loss of your mother, which lead you to being a complete tomboy(which you enjoyed actually) and Kiku studying to becoming a doctor(it was his life long dream anyway).
So now, you were 6 years old and playing around in the Honda house hold while your father was studying until........
Ask the Vocaloids Chapter 1Hello DeviantART people. Okay, first off, this story is on fanfiction.net. If you wanna ask a question, do it there, not here. Cause, I've already got a bunch of chapters on there anyway.
REMEMBER: The character's are answering question that fans made up, and I gave them one rule, Ask anything aslong as it's T-Rating.
Len-Kagamine-Is-A-Sexy-Vampire (L-K-I-A-S-V) is my fanfiction.net account.
Len: Oh god, please don't make them ask me anything.
Rin: Stop being a baby about it!
Miku: Yeah. It's not gonna hurt you to answer a fan's question.
Kaito: They're not bad.
Meiko; Let's get on with it!
Kisa's gonna push the T limit!
Q: Len, can I rape you?
Miku: Ow, my ear. Len answer the question.
Len: Uh, first of all, If I let you, it wouldn't be rape, second of all, no.
Meiko: Stopping being a baby, and say yes.
Len: You don't even know what the question is, do you?
Meiko: No. And if it don't concern me, th
Lemon morby (microficcion)Mordecai y Rigby ya llevaban mucho en pareja, muchos besos y abrazos, hasta que un día se decidieron a dar un paso más en su relación. Llego el momento de la verdad, primero se tomaron una limonada y después los dos juntos a la cama.
He said Big Brother ::NorwayxReaderxIceland::“I WILL KILL YOU!”
You hear someone shout from the living room.
Norway runs into the kitchen to where you were preparing sugar cookies to hand out.
He hides behind you just before Iceland comes into the kitchen with a highly flustered face gritting his teeth.
Now you were confused.
Why was Norway hiding from Iceland?
“Err…what’s…going on?” You question both countries.
Iceland looks at you then turns away, his face turning even redder.
“He called me big brother~” Norway still crouched behind you cooed mockingly
“He called you big brother? How’d you do that?”
Iceland whips his head toward both of you having a look of rage pasted onto his cool exterior.
“HE TRICKED ME! HE USED DIRTY METHODS! HE’S A PERVERT!”
Norway chuckled from behind you.
“…what exactly did he do…?”
He just turned his head mumbling something to himself in his own language.
“Well I’m not telli