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Reunited (Sirius BlackXReader)
It had been a regular evening for you sitting in your home at Spinners end until Remus appeared in your fireplace causing you to let out a shriek.
"Relax it's just me" Remus chuckled dusting himself down before walking over to you.
"What possessed you to floo here?!" You asked confused while hearing your heart beating erratically.
"Dumbledore restarted the Order he sent me to collect you" Remus explained.
"And you couldn't have owled?" You glared at him.
"I could have but where's the fun in that?" Remus replied. You shot him another glare and agreed to go with him. You packed a bag when Remus told you, you would be staying at the order hesdquarters and went back out to him. He held out his hand for you to take and when you took it he apparated you to Grimmauld place.
"A little warning next time you asshole!" You groaned picking yourself up from the floor.
"Hehe my bad (Y/n) now come on there's someone who's dying to see you" Remus laughed making everyone in the kitchen shut
Misheard (Young!Remus LupinXReader)James and Sirius were making their way upstairs to their dorm room after running from Filch. They were looking forward to a good nights sleep and Sirius reached to open the door when he heard you and Remus.
"Ah right there!"
"Tell me if I go to hard"
"It feels really good"
"I know it's cause I'm doing it"
"Dont get cocky"
"Harder right there"
"I don't care if their having sex I'm to tired and want to sleep!" Sirius hissed at James.
"Dude I don't wanna see my sister naked!" James replied lowly.
"I'll go in first then!" Sirius rolled his eyes before opening the door.
"No more sex! To tired go do it somewhere else! " Sirius said covering his eyes.
"We're not having sex you idiots" Remus replied. James and Sirius cautiously removed their hands from their eyes and saw you lying on your stomach while Remus was straddling your hips giving you a massage.
"Could you make getting a massage anymore sexual?"
I, ResurrectedYou make a point of turning your back on him as you dig. Albert moans lightly, but, except for increasing the ferocity of your digging, you don't respond. There's no going back now. You've returned your library books, the shopping's done, and all that's left is to bury Albert and you'll be back on top of things.
The trouble is, Albert really doesn't seem to want to stay buried. This is, after all, the sixth attempt so far, and he just keeps turning back up and knocking on the door. It's getting ridiculous, to be honest. The yard is riddled with makeshift graves, and the stake you tried to send through his heart is discarded by the last one. His heart, impossibly enough, is still attached.
Albert moans again and when you look up, you see the dog licking his mouth. "Mr Tickles," you admonish, "come away from him!" The dog whines up at you. "Oh, come here, you stupid mutt." You pat him twice and send him home to the lady next door. He's probably been responsible for several of Albert's gr
It's Always Blackest Before the ThroneCurriculum Vitae
Snake Cult Leader
General in the Legions of Shagamemnon
Reason Left Last Job:
Green, three-boobed alien women wanting to be taught the Earth-concept of love.
Has own armour (black leather with spikes).
Interviewer’s notes: This guy seems perfect!
I realise there is no way for me to get this letter to you but I feel in need of a sympathetic ear at the moment.
Things haven’t been going too well. I thought the dungeon was the way to go in order to gain power and riches but people somehow completely misinterpreted the whips and chains. Thought it was a place offering… erotic satisfaction. It all made me terribly uncomfortable.
So I gave up and swapped genres from Fantasy to Sci-Fi. But things didn’t improve and now I appear to have ended up in Gritty Realism. I’ve managed to get a minimum w
Forbidden love (Lucius MalfoyXReader) part 5You currently sat by Black lake your mind replaying what happened since before and during Christmas.
Remus stood in fun of you in his dorm holding your hands looking nervous.
"There's......something I need to tell you" He started.
"Your gay?" You guessed.
"What?! No I'm not gay!" Remus shrieked.
"What I'm about to tell you, you have to promise not to tell anyone not even James or Sirius" Remus said almost pleadingly.
"Ok" You nodded starting to feel nervous now.
"(Y/n)......Im.......... A werewolf" Remus whispered looking at the floor.
"A werewolf?" You asked after a few seconds. Remus nodded and you sighed in relief making him confused.
"Merlin I thought you were dying or something!" You said making Remus look at you confused.
"What?....Your not scared?" Remus asked confused.
"Remus I've had my suspicions for a while the way you always disappear on the full moon, your scars the way you tensed up when I asked could you help me with our essays we had to do on
Always (Lucius MalfoyXReaderXRemus Lupin) part 1
It was just another normal day for you browsing for books in Diagon Alley. Until you saw the familiar red hair of Molly Weasley. Hoping she wouldn't try kill you with her famous hugs you went over to your old friend and got re-acquainted.
"Harry is over with Arthur if you want to say hi" Molly said pointing to them by the door while keeping her eye on Gilderoy Lockhart.
"Thanks Molly" You smiled before going over to greet your godson. When you first met him last year with Hagrid you thought he knew about what your twin brother Sirius Black had been framed for but as it turns out he had no idea so you kept it that way.
"Hey Harry, Ron, Ginny, Fred, George, Arthur and girl I don't know.....Merlin so many people" You greeted each of them.
"Oh sorry Im Hermione Granger" Hermione introduced holding out her hand politely.
"(Y/n) Black" You smiled shaking her hand. You noticed a boy behind Hermione who had platinum blonde hair.
"You look strangely familiar" You said to him.
"I can assur
Some Manner of Shocking TwistDear Miss MacAbre,
I have a somewhat embarrassing problem. As a recently deceased usurper of the throne, I’m having some difficulty adjusting to the afterlife. I understand that’s totally normal, and I’ve been very impressed by the advice on offer. The leaflet I was given upon arrival—So You’ve Been Besieged by an Army of Guys Dressed Like Trees and Your C-section Rival Lopped Your Head Off—was both helpful and unnervingly specific. I’ve taken everything it says on board and, though it’s hardly smooth sailing, I feel that I’m making good progress. My wife, who died shortly before me, seems to have acclimatised much more quickly and has already succeeded in gaining employment with a local magazine.
My real problem is that while I am content to slowly adjust to life after death, my wife is pressuring me to commit regicide once again. This causes no end of worry, as not only did it not work out so well for me last
Black Throne White Noise “Another mead.”
The barmaid slid the mug across the bar, watching in fascination as the leather-clad patron tipped his head back, angled the drink over the slotted faceplate of his helmet, and poured. It wasn’t exactly neat, but the chugging noises suggested that it was at least effective, and that was something.
“Hey, honey,” said the regular with the ample bosom and prominent Adam’s apple. “That’s quite a talent you’ve got there. And I like your style. Want to make me scream like a baby?”
“No.” He set the mug down and sighed.
There was a pause. The barmaid dunked a dirty glass into a bucket of water.
“This is really going to bother me if I don’t ask...are you a man or a woman?”
“Honey,” said the regular, “I can b
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