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Seven Types of Readers I Hate.1. The Woman-Child.
How to spot them: This is pretty obvious by the name- they are the Reader that acts like a child, usually when they're supposed to be at least in their teens or sometimes even vague "young adult" age. They typically have a really child-like way of speaking, usually making up really lame insults that the male they're paired up with will chuckle indulgently at. They tend to whine like a child, pout, stick out their tongue to signify annoyance, and generally play up the "cutesy" factor for all it's worth. They also can't seem to go two minutes without giggling, yelling or crying- and if they do cry, it usually is to make the male character cave in and do whatever she wants, after which she will miraculously stop crying.
Why they are annoying: Look, I'm not saying there aren't childish people out there, or even simply people who have bouts of acting like a child...but this Reader basically shouldn't be allowed out on their own. They act in a manner that would be irritat
One Night at Freddy's (H20 DeliriousXReader)
"Uggh my head" You groaned when you woke up to a headache. Sitting up you saw the flicker of dim lights and you were lying on a black and white tiled floor. Slowly you got up and noticed your friends, brother and boyfriend passed out on the ground around you. The friends you saw we're MiniLadd, Nogla, BasicallyIDoWrk, SoCloseToToast, Wildcat and Lui. You cocked an eyebrow when you saw your boyfriend Delirious and your brother Vanoss cuddling under the table.
"Mini wake up!" You hissed kicking him in the side lightly.
"Nooooooooo 5 more minutes" He whined turning over.
"Dude wake up now somethings not right" You said shaking him till he woke up.
"What?" He asked as you helped him up.
"Look around" You replied panicking slightly. Mini looked around and saw everyone was dressed like their avatars would wear and they were in a control room.
"Why are Delirious and Vanoss cuddling under a table?" Mini asked first.
"Why does it look like we're in the control room from Five Nights at Fre
Five Minutes at Freddy's (H20 DeliriousXReader)
"Ok (Y/n) we have one job. Survive the night. If we dont we get butt fucked by a bunch of creepy animatronics according to the guy on the phone" Vanoss declared standing in front of you as Gordon from Half Life.
"So get murdered by a rouge Delirious or get butt fucked by creepy animatronics?" You summed up.
"Basically yes" Vanoss replied looking at your character costume which was Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas (Cause Sally is the shit deal with it).
"Oh we're going to die tonight" You shook her head. Slowly you and Vanoss left the camera room wielding a crowbar and wooden spoon.
"Muahahahaha" Delirious's laughed creepily which echoed around the map.
"Fuck this is scary already" Vanoss said looking at all the creepy animatronics.
"Where am I Vanoss? (Y/n)?" Delirious said
"You're going to be dead soon Delirious" Vanoss replied confidently.
"Ok. Evan check the halls near the janitors closet I'll check the bathroom" You stated holding up the wooden spoon encase Delirious
Another Mermaid BalloonPrincess Shirahoshi is a gigantic mermaid. She's about 55 feet in height, which makes her 7-8 times bigger than your average mermaid! Would you believe she's only the youngest in her family? Can you imagine how big her parents and older siblings must be?! Despite her enormous size, she gets easily frightened and cries whenever something upsets her. However, she does have a companion to protect her from danger. A companion that comes in the form of a giant shark named Megalo! Whenever there's trouble, she hides inside Megalo's mouth until the danger has passed. However, what happens when her companion isn't around?
One day, Shirahoshi was in one of her crying fits in her room. The reason being that Megalo swam away and hasn't returned in days.
Shirahoshi: *crying* "Oh, Megalo! You must be alone, confused, and scared out of your mind! Who's mouth will I hide in the next time there's danger?"
Just then, an unknown figure tossed a large package through her win
Ten Tentacles for Ten Toes
It was the early evening at the Lemon Beach house. as they were coming an end of a busy day. Chizuru was happily humming to herself as she prepared the various dishes. Eiko was sorting through today's take and Ika Musume was busy waiting tables with a furious pace.
All Ten tentacles moving in tandem setting dishes and taking away dirty ones.
Eiko couldn't help but be impressed.
"I've got to hand it to you Ika. You've really stepped up and taken care of everything this past week with Nagisa being sick. I didn't think you could work this hard."
Ika who was slowing down now that customers were clearing out for the night was finishing wiping down tables put her fist up in a victorious pose. " Ofcourse I can de geso!. I can do anything! And am going to have this place swimming in no time and i'll get a huge raise so i can buy that game Takeru told me about! "Shadows of the colossal squid" de geso!"
Eiko had to sweatdrop at her misguided enthusiasm. "Actually Ika. I think you mean Shadows of
Hey Delirious (H20 DeliriousXReader)
"Ok guys we are going to start the ultimate chain explosion!" Delirious said pacing back and forth in front of you, Vanoss, Mini, Wildcat and Lui.
"It's going to be so awesome none of us will survive it! Basically is going to blow up that shitty car aaaaaaall the way down there! Then all the cars will blow up muahahaha!" He finished with a laugh stopping facing outwards towards the massive line of cars. Delirious was wearing his regular hockey mask and blue hoody with jeans. Vanoss his red jacket and shades, Lui was wearing only boxers and a monkey mask, Wildcat his pig mask and suit, Mini was in a pimp suit while you were dressed in a striped black and white suit that looked like Beetlejuices.
"YOU READY BASICALLY?!" Delirious yelled louder than necessary.
"YEAH!" Basically yelled back equally as loud standing by the car wearing a pair of boxers with hearts on them and a tank top.
"Light the sonofabitch up!" Delirious laughed menacingly. Basically stood back and pulled out
An Expecting MotherOne day at the park, there was a young woman who was sitting on the park bench. She had a noticeably large belly. I walked over to the woman, and I asked her if she were having a baby. Before she could reply, an odd thing happened. A hand popped out from her mouth, and it was covered in stomach acid. Before I could react, the young woman promptly swallowed the hand back down into her stomach. She then looked at me and said, "No, I'm not having a baby, I'm having twins!" Before I could run away, the woman grabbed me by my shoulders, and she pulled me into the direction of her mouth. Before I could say anything, I was submerged head-first in the woman's mouth. I was soon promptly swallowed. The woman then let out a long belch, and gently patted her swollen belly.
laura's Unlucky Halloween
Halloween!! That magical time of year when magic and superstition are in the air!
The winds blow cold and the nights grow long. The moon cast is baleful eye down upon the land sending a shiver up the spines. When the dry leaves dance in the shadows.
A perfect time for all young ghouls and goblins to be out Trick or Treating!
Except for this year because its (*&%#$!!) RAINING!!
Thus pretty much putting a damper on the outside festivities.
And also finding all the party going adults in needs of finding something to do with their little trick or treaters!!
Which is why we find out favorite little troublemakers in the situation that they are in now!
Charlie, The Wolf man.
Tony, The Zombie
Noah, The Pirate
Angie, The Devilette.
And an extra special little tag along, Angie’s little cousin Willy.
Willy is only 5,and it was to be his first
Caring for a Naga pt 4 The house was quiet, save for a few birds that chirped outdoors. No life roamed inside the estate, the home completely empty. It was a sort of eerie peaceful moment. Nothing disturbed the silence.
Well, that didn't last long.
Hill and Kenneth appeared in the living area in a flurry of writhing coils and bodies. Kenneth's human half toppled against the couch, nearly tipping the furniture over as he blinked the dizziness from his eyes, placing a palm on his head as if to stop his spinning sight. Woah, that had been an experience he NEVER wanted to have again. His snake half went everywhere, including on the coffee table and armchair, any available space on the floor, as well as around Hill. She was holding her head, gritting her teeth as she stumbled backwards, right into a pile of Kenneth's coils, and she tripped. She yelped, her arms flailing in vain to keep herself upright as she fell with a heavy "OOMPH!". Kenneth jumped, pain shooting through h
ReflectionsVal's pursuit led him to the foul beast's domain. The hollowed-out cavern reeked of blood and rancid meat. The dim light he had seen as he charged through the tunnel after the monster could now be identified: torches. Rows of mysteriously lit torches lined the walls of the huge cave. At its center was a substantially large labyrinth of mirrors.
He spotted the beast entering.
He spun his silver broadsword in his hand and hurried in behind it.
His garb was a simple blue and white crusader's leather with thick armored pads and reinforcing steel studs. Lightweight and flexible, but quite effective defense against blunt blows and – in a pinch – the slashing claws of the unholy spawn of the earth. All monster-hunters wore a similar variety in Val's experience. It would serve him well in these close quarters of the mirrored maze.
Right, left, forward, left, right he turned, always catching a glimpse of the beast's tail as he wove his way through the corridors. Every so often he sp
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